Backstage we once again see the Host of Classic Wrestling, Otto Price, he’s currently playing tic tac toe with Hello World, the friendly robot of Dash Dackson. Dash stands by looking on for tips on how to beat H Dub. Otto finally realizes that the camera is on, and breaks away from the game.
Price: Hello ladies and gents, welcome back here at the podium backstage. Once again I’m joined by my one night only cohost Dash Dackson! Dash we have a brand new set of Tag Team Champions in BDSM! What do you think of that?
Dash stares at Otto for a second, careful to answer the questions appropriately.
Dackson: Are you asking me what I think of BDSM?
Otto nods eagerly.
Price: Absolutely it looks like they’re here to dominate the tag team scene now that they’ve been crowned the best around!
Dash looks at H Dub but he’s no help in this case.
Dackson: Well I ugh…. I think that’s a private matter. One I don’t know if we should be discussing here on Television!
Otto looks confused, Hello World offers up an encouraging word.
Hello World: It’s Ok Dash, this is not television, this is pay per view. Anything goes!
He glances up at the camera nervously.
Dackson: I didn’t know there was a safe word, it was my first time!
He covers his face in embarrassment.
Price: What are you..
Dackson: No you said… What do you mean?
They both stare at each other. H Dub rolls up inbetween them.
Hello World: Bobby Dean and Some Man are the new Tag Team Champions of Classic Wrestling!
Dash realizes his mistake.
Dackson: …And fine competitors they are! I’m excited to someday lock horns with the new tag team champions! Back to you guys at ringside!