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Awe Inspiring

July 25, 2021 by mikey

We are backstage in the Classic Studio where “Big” Joe Geoue stands beside none other than Johny Saint Nelson in front of the beautiful Classic Wrestling Backdrop.

Geoue: Johnny Saint Nelson, an impressive victory from yourself over Shunji Yama on episode 3 has got you into tonight’s semi final against Alex “All Business” Bruder. 

JSN, dressed ready for action, shuts his eyes as he calmly and proudly nods along.

Geoue: However, despite your early wins and impact here in Classic Wrestling thus far, there are huge question marks over the way you have won those matches. So far you seem to have no problems in…

JSN holds his palm up flat in front of Joe, interrupting the interviewer. His smile fades away and eyes narrow on the interviewer.

JSN: Huge question marks? My dear Joe, it sounds that you have not been left satisfied with the miracle that took place just a few weeks ago when Johnny Saint Nelson overcame Shujin Yama, a man five hundred times my size!

Joe is taken aback by the weight calculation made by The Saint, however before he can rightly question the math, JSN grabs his mic hand and pulls it back in his direction.

JSN: It was a true David and Goliath moment. However, I understand it is difficult for people like you, those in attendance this evening and watching at home to believe in yourselves. 

Nelson looks away from Joe as he takes in the boos inside the arena filtering through to the interview area. However, he shrugs them off, quickly turning back to Joe once more.

JSN: To have confidence in yourselves that you can overcome any obstacle that is put in your path, no matter how impossible it appears to be, is unfortunately a concept many like you find the most difficult to fathom.

He holds his hand to his heart, raises his head proudly, inhales and raises his palm to the sky.

JSN: But OHHHH LORDY, IT’S NOT DIFFICULT FOR JAYYY ESSSS ENNNNN! NO, SIR-RIE BOB!

He places his hand on the shoulder of Geoue, rubbing it a little too firmly for a moment before reopening his eyes.

JSN: Believe in JSN, Joe and you will finally learn to believe in yourself too.

Joe rubs his shoulder upon JSN’s release before bringing the mic up to his mouth.

Geoue: Be that as it may, you are just moments away from the semi final match up with Alex Bruder. Will you be showcasing more of the same tactics in order to progress to the final of the WTT at Classic Wrestling’s very first Pay Per View, Slam-A-Thon!?

JSN: Joe, Joe, Joe! If I understand your question correctly, which I do, then my answer is simply…YES! Tonight, you and the rest of the non-believers watching will bear witness to JSN showcasing more awe inspiring moments in order to overcome a man who also believes in his very own cause. 

He rubs his chin and intently focuses on the cameraman’s lens.

JSN: Alex Bruder has shown so far that a man with a cause, a man with true focus….can be unstoppable…even if that cause is terribly misguided.

He breathes in and shakes his head disappointedly as he turns to face his interviewer.

JSN: And tonight, Joe…all MY business…will be to show the world, once again, that there is only one true cause to follow here in Classic Wrestling…

One final look of intent is presented to the camera.

JSN: and that is to believe in J…S…N!

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